Thursday, June 4, 2015

Shopping in Fairbanks

"A beaver walked into an Alaska hardware store"
isn't a joke punchline.
The beast visited a Lowe's in Fairbanks.
New Lowe's advertisement?
"Our lumber is so good beavers want it."
"Ducklings wander into Fairbanks hardware."
Five fluffballs waddled into Alaska Industrial Hardware.
No word on what they intended to purchase.

A.H. 6-3-15

No comments:

Post a Comment