What I Have Learned in Fifty-Seven Years
1) When opening yogurt, hold carton away from you - it burps.
2) Moose are big animals.
3) Chocolate is my friend.
4) I am skilled at napping.
5) It's the heat AND the humidity.
6) What doesn't kill you, doesn't kill you.
I'm sure I've learned one or two other things but I can't think of them right now.