Which of these headlines (from the Anchorage Daily News) is the real one?
A) Ex-judge charged with stealing cocaine.
B) African safari keeps Young (Rep. Don Young) from session on NPR-A bill.
C) Slime halted tow ship.
Answer: All of the above. Friday's front page was a trifecta of weirdness.
Keep an eye on Don Young. Next thing we know he'll be hiking the Appalachian Trail.