Alaska's Winter Spectator Sport

The excitement...
the suspense...
the thrills.
Iditarod?
The Alaska Legislature.
Who will introduce
the oddest bill?
Last year's show
featured a proposed
ban on Sharia law,
always a big Alaska threat.
This year's top contender
for weird legislation:
a law against enforcement
of current and future
federal gun laws
(Go big or go home!)
including felony charges
against federal agents
enforcing such laws.
Stay tuned
as our reps
give the finger
to the feds.

A.H.