Election Fatigue Syndrome

You may have EFS if:
-you scream "No, not again!" (even in public) when a political ad comes on for the 400th time.
-you feel like you're on a first name basis with candidates i.e. Did you hear what Mark did or I can't     believe Dan said that.
-you've seen more of the candidates (or their images) than your own family. This might also be a symptom of Candidate Saturation Disorder, which is closely related to EFS.
-you're counting the minutes until this election is over.
-you immediately discard all your mail, even checks and bills, because of the glut of political mailings.

A.H.

What I Did in Washington, D.C.

1) Money Laundering
  -accidentally put "folding money"  through laundry.
2) Marched on Washington
  -late for civil rights march but Danita and I trooped behind John (who set a blistering pace)
  on the supposed 3 mile walk, which had to be at least five.
3) Ate scrapple
  - thought I had pleasant memories of eating this in childhood but must have been mistaken.

A.H.

Murmuration Multiple Choice

Murmuration is:
A. a heart arrhythmia.
B. a speech disorder.
C. a town in Ohio.
D. a flock of starlings.

Correct answer: D. flock of starlings. It also appears to refer to the "far out flocking phenomenon" they do. Check it out here:www.lovethesepics.com/2012/11/

Senator Bob Dole and the Floral Library

What do Bob Dole and the floral library have in common?
A) they are old .
B) they live in Kansas.
C) I encountered both yesterday .

Correct answer : C. I saw Senator Dole and the Floral Library on the National Mall in Washington , D.C.. Senator Dole -who is 91 - was greeting people in front of the WW II Memorial.
A floral library - is this delightful or what? I want to study there .

A.H.